Flood collections have taken aside, the mighty Lawn Collections are in now. Just saw Dr. Shaista Wahidi up there, looking at us so invitingly that for a second my friend felt like climbing up that billboard and yeahhhhh.. But wait. She is supposedly inviting us to buy that lawn, not to tear it off her. Its okay I mean, men are dogs anyway. And dogs can fantasize no.
* Not interested to complete this post any more. Some other day may be.*