It's a brothel really. A Khota. Bhuttos, Sharrifs, Khans, Maulanas, Chaudharys.. So many customers. The high-profile ones! MQMs are on the roof. Arranging lights. They are good at it you know... Aitazaz Hassan has been assigned Tablas since his position is still precarious. Kamran Khan and Hamid Mir are the Darbaans out there. " Ji naazrein.. Ji naazrein.." But wait a minute! Where are their pants? Did they leave them at that Khota just beside the Mohatta Palace in Karachi? At their favorite Cherry Rehman's? May be we should call and ask The Original Shiekh about it.
"Nach meri bulbul tujhey paisa miley gaaa"..... And the lawyers are dancing. What co-ordination. What spirit. What "Josh"... How cleverly and 'professionally' they hid their colorful ghaghras and cholis. The black coat didn't show anything at all.
"Abhi tou mehfil jawaan hai Zardari Sahab... Kahan chal diye aap??"
"Kyon naa ho Shariff Bhai.. Bhutto ka naam jo Zinda hai... Mein zara kamrey se aaya.. Cherry intezar kar rahi hogi"
"Likin Cherry tou Karachi mein haina?"
"Galat!! Azaad Riyasaton mein Cherries tou har jagah milti hain!!"
"Hahahaha! Jiye Democracy!"
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And what about us commoners? It doesn't sound comfortable no? Commoners? Lets not worry.. some way or the other, we all qualify for the prestigious honor.. "The Nishaan-e-Pimp". A hardened, bulging, full to burst.
Democracy is not in our blood. We simply don't know about it. We, as a nation [questionable!] and as individuals are inherent to dictators. Since always we have lived like this. Under a Danda Rule. Right from our birth. Moulvis, Parents, Teachers, Spouses, In-laws, Politicians, Bosses....
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Personally, I like Musharraf. But I don't support him. And I don't care.
People distributing sweets, friends calling, texting 'Congratulations', "Balley Balley"... Discussing politics... Guessing the next president, Guessing fate of Musharraf... This all is very DEPRESSING! I don't want to discuss this anymore. I don't find a reason to celebrate. Dictator is gone but I'm expecting no one else than a bloody pimp. And you know that too.
My last post was a birthday wish, but I'm sorry... I'm dejected... And
I accept. I belong to the Pimp-istan. I'm the one.
Monday, August 18, 2008
5:48 PM [Resignation Day]
35 comments:
ummm... thank you for the compliment..
and thank you for reading my entry and understanding it too :)
I have none what-so-ever interest in politics but being a Pakistani, I've always liked Mushrraf on a personal level...for once, we had a man of dignity, personality and the ability to represent us on an international platform and they have kicked him out!!!
I agree...our poeple scream for democracy, yet they only understand the language of Dictators and the DANDE KA ZOR!!!
Better to throw all frustration through a blog rather than being rude and sarcastic with the individuals !
How ironic. Last post was about Pakistan Independence Day.
Now, it's more about Pakistan D-Day.
Pfft. We're all gonna die.
Your post was quite entertaining.
Cause it makes sense.
And it is so absolutely true.
I agree. We're all going to the pits now.
Someone should kill Zardari. Did you see how he was laughing on TV? Showing all 32 teeth.
Haraami -_-
Well you make the wrong friends, then.
I haven't gotten one single Congratulations message. Which is good.
Cause if I had, I would've blown up the person's sorry ass to hyperspace with Benazir.
What a free spirit Mr. Noorani.
OK, I am psting this on Unplugged for other Indo-pak dogfight.
I advise u not to peep into the dungeon of UP.
Rgds,
VRV
To VRV:
I like Indians. More than my own countrymen. But I won't be treacherous and say Jiye India.
To Noor:
And he's given the power to more assholes. Which will basically result in sheer corrupting, looting, raping, and all other possible words you can fill in here, of Pakistan. There was already political instability in Pakistan even with his firm hand. Now that he's gone and left his chair to power hungry men like Zardari and Sharif, the instability will reach its peak until US will be forced to take over.
And need I remind you, USA has already threatened us. One thing I don't like Musharraf for is leaving his chair open. Things are gonna get bad, bad, bad. Dekhlena.
Yes, I think so.
Cherry darling.
All hips and poise. And sluttiness. -_-
congatulations on the post and on being thick!
Yes... my mistake.. I didn't read ur blog entry.. and just left a comment..
After reading it.. I must say YOU ARE ONE PATRIOTIC PAKISTANI.. but tell me don't u think there is more to Pakistan then just Pimp-istan?? ... if we can shout, growl and throw tantrums about the mishappenings of our country here by writing blogs... why can't we actually rise up from this platform and voice our opinions.. are we afraid?? what holds us back??? these PIMPS to be literal! ... or is it just that we have thought bout it.. but wont do it from the fear of not reaching anywhere... and loosing the last drops of patriotism that we have???
I was flabbergasted by what has happened yesterday... but I saw happiness and cheers everywhere... things changed for the better in an hour... forex rates went up high.. stock index shot up! ...but what the AwaAam failed to understand is the thought u've put up in this entry.. more years of Pimp-istAn... not PAKISTAN!
this post!! its really good!
noorani jee
aap ki souch aur batoo may itna andehra,
bura na manye ga,,,pimps bazaroo may hotay aur usee bazar
kay rehnay walo ki ...... aur ...... ka soda karwatay hay,
aur aap ki batoo say mujhay lagta hay kay shayed aap is
bazar yani pimp_istan kay rehnay walay nahi,wisay by da way aap kay mulk ka kia naam hay
what else wat?
Your lines are very weak and illogical, sorry to say but after reading your blog entry on Musharaf resign I felt really shame as I think that young Pakistani has wisdom and have fully right to say any thing but they have responsibility because the entire world are reading our mind anyways I am big supporter of democracy and democratic parties and I will surly tell you that why I have big heart for democracy but right now my cell is ringing and can not write you more anyhow May ALLAH Bless you Always (Amein) and Pardon me if you will hurt by my critic lines.
then yd u ask??
oh forget it!
Pimp-istan! (y) haaha! :D
PIMP-istan?? :sigh:
what about the "PIMP-E-AZAM" (Pervez Musharraf), who sold Dr. Afia for dollars to the Americans to be raped by them
shame...
May Allah bless us with HIS forgiveness
yaar ur writing style is excellent
it's funny that all the people critiquing you for bullshit cannot speak proper english or make a half decent comment to save their life.
kinda ironic don't you think?
i wonder how much respect these people will feel when Zardari is standing on international political forums etc, the U.N let's say, and representing our mahaan country with all 32 teeth blaring. This of the man whose wife was declared shaheed not too long ago; so much for devastating grief.
The Afiya Siddiqui case was a highly unfortunate mistake on Musharraf's part, agreed, but let's see who'll be bringing that up when Zardari gets us bombed back to the stone age.
and mr zardari is our president. just bloody wonderful.
hahaha. i know! its a makeover of the dentonic advert. it jst sucks hw quickly and often ppl tend to forgive n frget the assholes, but will kill their aulad in the name of proverty at the same.
yeah well, im not too big on "i love Pakistan because it is my country" thing. i'd rather criticize and do somthng to help. anyway, i used to love "police" a while back and "roxette" before that. ur post brought good memories :)
yeah well, im nt terribly proud of that fact either :p
i dunno yaar. isb's hugely saner than other cities of Pak but with all people, it still gets a bit weird at times. plus evribdy seems to know evribdy else and makes it a point to tell that to each and all in hearing vicinity. but i still like it better than khi and lhr :) and pesh se to koi mukabila he nahi hay na :p
yeah, what else can he do othr than block the cities and jam the traffic?
lol! its prolly sm kind of world record he's hoping to hav undr hs belt
hahahaa. if he gets anther makeover, he'll start lukng like mr jackson :p
yup, am a designer by education.
hahhaaa. atleast four names add a bit of credibility to him which otherwise is lacking to a soreness.
yup, fashion designer by education. hav lots of other professions, bt no, zardari criticism is nt one of them. tht comes to me naturally :D
i teach: at masters level in a univ and to 3rd grade in one of those high paying schools of the capital. i work socially: that is to say i collect funds from ppl who have way too much money and give to the ever needy and the poor. in the evenings: i teach a few children who work in houses of beigum sahabs in one of our local parks; free of cost, ofcourse. im a free lancer for a few projects going strong in isb and last but not the least *as they say*, i design fr an exclusive clientelle who doesnt giv a shit abt the mney it costs to cover their bodies :) satisfied yet?
oh? havent u heard abt "freedom of speech"? :p
hahahaa. it can? it is!
yup, big money :)
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